New design, bitches!

All new design, all new loveliness. Now, granted, it ain’t much of a design, per se… it’s pretty simple, straightforward, and doesn’t have a lot of frills and whatever… but it’s fast-loading, to the point, and most importantly, I think it looks pretty good.
The next trick is going to be to make it a dance a little. PHP will make that happen, I think. We’ll see. For now, though, I want to hear what you guys think of the design, so please leave comments. Positive, negative, whatever. Just remember: I know where you farkin’ people live.