Nature Calls: April 2006 Archives
Rocktown is this weekend, in case you haven't heard. Which, apparently, many people haven't. Despite 3 months of flag-waving and pushing it back weekends so *everybody* could go, who then can't go because of this or that. Well, the unfortunate news (for them) is that the trip isn't getting pushed back anymore. The fortunate news (for them) is that they'll have another chance in 4 weeks to hop on board again on another trip up to that area, and 4 weeks ought to be *plenty* of time for people to get their shit together. If it's not, let me know... so I can send Tommy to hit you over the head with a tackhammer.
Climbzilla brings it down to earth by just holding on... and *heeeaaaaving*. Climbzilla doesn't climb, he just drags the final hold down so he can reach it. RaAaaaAAAaaaaaRRRRGH!
So... Climbzilla boosted his huge carcass up a 5.12 yesterday at Xtreme. Climbzilla reached, Climbzilla pulled, Climbzilla wrecked, and ravaged, and ROARED! And the five-one-two was conquered. Climbzilla is proud at this achievement. You should congratulate Climbzilla.
