More reasons we love Chuck…

Chuck Norris is everybody’s hero. Everybody knows that. And if you don’t, you’re either a communist, or a nobody. Or both. So here’s more reasons to love Chuck:

  • Chuck Norris went scuba diving once. International law now forbids this due to a sharp decline in the population of great white sharks due to roundhouse kicks to the head.
  • Chuck Norris once fell 37 stories on his head just to test the strength of his new hair gel.
  • Chuck Norris’s beard is considered a delicacy in China even though nobody has ever had the privilege of tasting it.

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