Life Kills: April 2006 Archives

Chuck Norris is everybody's hero. Everybody knows that. And if you don't, you're either a communist, or a nobody. Or both. So here's more reasons to love Chuck:

• Chuck Norris went scuba diving once. International law now forbids this due to a sharp decline in the population of great white sharks due to roundhouse kicks to the head.


• Chuck Norris once fell 37 stories on his head just to test the strength of his new hair gel.


• Chuck Norris’s beard is considered a delicacy in China even though nobody has ever had the privilege of tasting it.