It’s only funny ‘cuz it’s true…

A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
Holy crap that’s funny. I haven’t laughed out loud involuntarily like that in a long time. Special thanks to someone from my deepest, darkest past for that shining pearl of pure smile. You know who you are, biatch, and I still hate your fucking guts.

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