Oh, but wait, there's one more reason to love Chuck...

And so, one more reason to love The Chuck:

When Chuck Norris goes fishing he doesn’t use a fishing pole like normal people - he ties a rope with a huge hook on it to his massive erection. He then swipes the fish into the air and roundhouse kicks them to their death.

Special thanks to Danny Boy for that extra oomph to an already staggering collection of reasons to love The Chuck.